Sunday, August 26, 2007

A Prayer for Our Food

When Josh volunteers to say the prayer before a meal, we always know we're in for some good entertainment. Usually we have no idea what he's praying for because he mumbles and talks so fast. However, tonight he's come up with a new prayer that we couldn't stop laughing over. If you're ever in a hurry to eat, here's one for you:

LLLOOOORRRRDD.
(pause)
Amen.
Eat up!

This is most effective if spoken loudly, slowly and with a lot of enthusiasm.

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